Have you heard the latest news?
That deadly coronavirus got one look at our new “president” and started high-tailing it right out of the country.
Dr. Fauci told us this, so it must be true. He said on Thursday, just one day after Biden took office, that if you look at the latest seven-day averages, the virus “might actually be plateauing.”
CNN also got word and quickly removed its daily coronavirus death count from its television broadcasts.
All Biden had to do was speak the virus into non-existence with one “Come on, man!” And Poof. End of crisis. If only Trump had possessed such powers.